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... hmm haha :\

Ellenka>... hmm haha :\

To je anglicky medvídku..

Ellenka>... hmm haha :\

juu ty máš ale loztomilý avatar

Naposledy editováno 31.07.2009 11:01:52

Chudák bartender, ten z toho musel mít hlavu v pejru jak teď já. To bude těma zelenejma listama!

neni to nahodou z roumena?? (kecy.roumen)

vyborny... a staci na to moje znalost anglictiny.. coz taky neni tak casty

bugz>To je anglicky medvídku..

to neni medvidek , to je Čeburaška ...

Dobrej

yurny>juu ty máš ale loztomilý avatar

děkuji ...

Ellenka - Co je to čeburaška????

Bugz ...
Der Panda nicht schießt .. proto to neni vtipny

Jájina>Ellenka - Co je to čeburaška????

já teda netuším co to je ale zní to trochu rusky

Yurny

já teda netuším co to je ale zní to trochu rusky

To jo Asi tak říkaj medvědu Hnědému

Jájina> čeburaška je takovy brouk co si vali kulicku... hrdobec...

Rak.

čeburaška je takovy brouk co si vali kulicku... hrdobec...

Super... :\
Ellenko to není vtipný!

rak.>Jájina> čeburaška je takovy brouk co si vali kulicku... hrdobec...

já sem teda vygooglil něoc jiného

Čeburaška (rusky Чебурашка) je filmová postavička, s velkýma ušima a černýma očima. Je známou postavičkou legendárního animovaného ruského filmu.

Ellenka>Bugz ...
Der Panda nicht schießt .. proto to neni vtipny

shoots - ростки
shoots - стрелять

я думаю что это достаточно смешные..

Jájina>Ellenka - Co je to čeburaška????

to je to zviřatko ktere mam na avantiku
neboli
Čeburaška (rusky Чебурашка) je filmová postavička, s velkýma ušima a černýma očima. Je známou postavičkou legendárního animovaného ruského filmu.

Ellenka

to je to zviřatko ktere mam na avantiku
neboli
Čeburaška (rusky Чебурашка) je filmová postavička, s velkýma ušima a černýma očima. Je známou postavičkou legendárního animovaného ruského filmu.

Díkuji Ty uši jsou dost dobrý!!

Yurny-Gratuluji, fakt to je ruský

ked sa vam tak pacia vtipky v anglictine, skuste toto:

Child Support Agency forms

The following are all replies that British women have put on Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing father's details.

1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night.

2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a listof names of men thatI think were at the party if this helps.

3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party at 3600 Grand Avenue where I had unprotected sex with a man I met tha tnight. I do rememberthat the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to trackdown the father can you send me his phone number? Thanks.

4. I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it replaced.

5. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the British economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country. Please advise.

6. I do not know who the father of my child was, as all squaddies look the same to me. I can confirm that he wore a Royal Green Jacket.

7. Peter Smith is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs?

8. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at EuroDisney. Maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom..

9. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening. If I'd have stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at 146 Miller Drive, mine might have remained unfertilized.

10. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all when you eat acan of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart.

bugz>shoots - ростки
shoots - стрелять

vRRRRrrr
sakra nepřipominej mi že seš chytrejší nez jaaaaaaaa

When I was young I didn't like going to weddings.
My grandmother would tell me, "You're next"
However, she stopped doing that after I started saying the same thing to her at funerals.

yurny>já teda netuším co to je ale zní to trochu rusky

to mas pravdu

chvilku mi to trvalo, ale

Ellenka>to neni medvidek , to je Čeburaška ...

Znám! Měli jsme doma plyšového a pak z takové jakési pěny... a česky se mu říká Bumbacil

hehehe moj oblubeny

Jitulik>When I was young I didn't like going to weddings.
My grandmother would tell me, "You're next"
However, she stopped doing that after I started saying the same thing to her at funerals.

Two young nuns were ordered by the Mother Superior to paint their room, but as we are in a recession, they were under no circumstances to get any paint on their habits as the Order could not afford to replace them.

`Well, I don't know' said Sister Sharon `How are we going to do this?'

`I know!' said Sister Tracy `If we paint the room with no clothes on, then we will only get paint on ourselves and not on our habits!'

So, they quickly take all their clothes off and get on with the painting.

Soon, there is a knock on the door.

`Who is it?' calls Sister Sharon

`Blind Man' comes the reply

`Well' says sister Tracy, we might as well let him in ..... he can't see anything anyway, so we will be pretty safe'.

Sister Sharon opens the door and lets the man in. He stands there for a few moments, taking in the situation then says
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`Hm, nice colour ladies, now where do you want these blinds?'

Já si pro změnu nedávno vzpomněl na jeden starý a ryze český. Původně to bylo o Adamcovi (jestli si ještě někdo pamatuje, kdo to byl), ale já myslím, že aktualizovaná verze je mnohem lepší:

"Jaký je rozdíl mezi Paroubkem a prasetem?"
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"Pět kilo"